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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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* OH...

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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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( laughs heartily )

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )

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and NICKELODEON]

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( breathes deeply and sighs )

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WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY.

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THE SUN IS OUT,
THE WATER IS SHIMMERING

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SCALLOPS ARE CHIRPING.

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SO PEACEFUL.

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CAN WE LOWER THE VOLUME, PLEASE!

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I CAN'T WORK
WITH ALL THAT RACKET GOING ON.

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OH, SURE THING, SQUIDWARD.

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( mutters ):
RIGHT, HMM.

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OKAY.

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( taps lightly )

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( clarinet squeaks,
bubbles gurgle )

33
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AND NOW FOR SOME SOOTHING SOUNDS
FROM SQUIDWARD'S CLARINET.

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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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( inhales loudly )

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( playing basic notes offkey )

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( banging noisily )

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( angrily ):
I THOUGHT I... HUH?

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HEY, SQUIDWARD,
WANT TO BLOW SOME BUBBLES?

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ONLY 25 CENTS.

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OH, RIGHT, LIKE I WOULD SPEND
A MOMENT OF MY TIME

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BLOWING BUBBLES.

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UH-HUH.

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OH, PLEASE!

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I MEAN, WHO IN THE WORLD
WOULD PAY TO BLOW BUBBLES?

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GOOD MORNING.

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( startles then shouts )

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OH, BOY.

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GOOD MORNING
TO YOU, SIR.

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WOULD YOU CARE
TO BLOW A BUBBLE?

51
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OH, HOW MUCH IS IT?

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ONLY A QUARTER.

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SOUNDS REASONABLE.

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( quietly ):
UH... I'M GOING TO NEED
TO BORROW A QUARTER.

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SURE THING, PATRICK.

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AH! ONE QUARTER.

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THANK YOU.

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( mutters )

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BUSINESS IS BOOMING.

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( laughs )

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HOW DID I EVER GET SURROUNDED
BY SUCH LOSER NEIGHBORS?

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( plays squeaky jazz melody )

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ONE BUBBLE WAND,
DIPPED AND READY TO GO.

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OOH!

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( inhales loudly )

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( lips sputtering )

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( sputtering continues )

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( glass shatters )

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( sputtering continues )

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( coughs and wheezes )

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( sputters )

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( Patrick pants and sputters )

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( panting )

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COULD I INTEREST YOU
IN SOME LESSONS?

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ONLY 25 CENTS.

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UH... VERY WELL, THEN.

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HEY, SPONGE, CAN I BORROW
ANOTHER QUARTER?

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THANKS.

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OKAY, PATRICK,
IT'S ALL IN THE TECHNIQUE.

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FIRST GO LIKE THIS.

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SPIN AROUND-- STOP!

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DOUBLE-TAKE THREE TIMES--
ONE, TWO, THREE.

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THEN PELVIC THRUST.

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WHOO!

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WHOO!

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STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT.

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DON'T FORGET IT!

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NOW IT'S TIME
TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN.

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BRING IT AROUND TOWN.

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THEN YOU DO THIS

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THEN THIS AND THIS,
THEN THAT AND THIS

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AND THAT AND THIS AND THEN...

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( puffs gently )

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( air puffs again, then again )

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OOH!

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AH!

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( guffaws )

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AH!

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( guffaws )

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OH!

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( foghorn blows )

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HUH?

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AND NOW... WITH TWO HANDS.

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( Patrick guffaws )

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IT'S A GIRAFFE.

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( Patrick guffaws
uncontrollably )

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( Patrick still guffaws )

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( elephant trumpets )

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( grunts )

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( tentacles squirming )

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EXCUSE ME, SIR,
BUT WE ARE CLOSE...

112
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DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT.

113
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HOW COULD YOU TWO
POSSIBLY MAKE ALL THIS NOISE

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JUST BLOWING BUBBLES?

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WE'RE NOT JUST BLOWING BUBBLES;
WE'RE MAKING BUBBLE ART.

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WATCH CAREFULLY.

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FIRST GO LIKE THIS.

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SPIN AROUND-- STOP!

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DOUBLE-TAKE THREE TIMES--
ONE, TWO, THREE.

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THEN PELVIC THRUST.

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WHOO!

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WHOO!

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STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT.

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DON'T FORGET IT!

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NOW IT'S TIME

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TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN.

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BRING IT
AROUND TOWN.

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THEN YOU DO THIS,
THEN THIS

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AND THIS, THEN THAT AND THIS
AND THAT AND THIS AND THEN...

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( puffs gently )

131
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THAT'S NOT ART.

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THAT'S JUST ANNOYING.

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BLOWING BUBBLES.

134
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THAT'S THE LAMEST IDEA
I HAVE EVER HEARD.

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Squidward:
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.

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( chuckles ):
BUBBLES.

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( chuckles, mutters )

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ART.

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BUBBLES.

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( mutters ):
RIDICULOUS.

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( sniffs )

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( takes deep breath )

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THAT'LL BE
25 CENTS, SIR.

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( yelps ):
WHOA, WHAT?

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Squidward:
OH!

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WHO WOULD PAY 25 CENTS
TO BLOW BUBBLES?!

147
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WE ALSO OFFER LESSONS
FOR BEGINNERS.

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BEGINNERS?

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WHAT COULD BE
MORE SIMPLE

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THAN BLOWING
A STUPID BUBBLE?

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HERE'S
YOUR 25 CENTS.

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WATCH AND LEARN.

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( blows )

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UH... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

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( blows )

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ONE MORE TIME.

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HERE, WAIT, WAIT.

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( inhales deeply )

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( sputters )

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( yelps )
WHOA!

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( both whistle )

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AAH, JUST A MERE WARM-UP.

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( sputters )

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HEY, SQUIDWARD,
REMEMBER THE TECHNIQUE.

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TECHNIQUE-- YOU
DO THIS AND THIS.

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STEP BACK.

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Patrick:
TECHNIQUE, SQUIDWARD.

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SPIN AROUND LIKE THIS.

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OVER HERE.

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ONE, TWO, YEAH, THREE...

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THE PELVIC WHOO!

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( sputters )

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DON'T FORGET THE "WHOO"!

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Patrick:
LISTEN TO SPONGE.

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SpongeBob:
TECHNIQUE!

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TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE!

177
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TECHNIQUE!

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TECHNIQUE!
TECHNIQUE!

179
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TECHNIQUE!
TECHNIQUE!

180
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TECH...

181
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YOU'RE NOT DOING
THE TECHNIQUE.

182
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TECHNIQUE! TECHNIQUE!

183
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TECHNIQUE, TECHNIQUE,
TECHNIQUE, TECHNIQUE, TECHNIQUE!

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FIRST I DO THIS.

185
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SPIN AROUND, STOP.

186
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,423
DOUBLE-TAKE THREE TIMES.

187
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AND HERE WE GO, PELVIC THRUST.

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WHOO!

189
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WHOO!

190
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OH, STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT.

191
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DON'T FORGET IT!

192
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THEN BRING IT AROUND TOWN.

193
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AND A LITTLE OF THIS,
A LITTLE OF THAT

194
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( screams ):
A LITTLE OF THIS, THIS, THAT,
THAT, THAT, THAT, THAT, THEN...

195
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( screaming maniacally )

196
00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,850
WOW!
WOW!

197
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ALL RIGHT, SQUID!

198
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THAT WAS SO GOOD!

199
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:52,092
SQUID IS
NUMBER ONE.

200
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,393
I REALLY DID IT,
DIDN'T I?

201
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:57,030
YEAH-- YOU GUYS
DIDN'T BLOW
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

202
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,131
SpongeBob:
NOPE.

203
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,000
NOW, THAT'S A BUBBLE.

204
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,434
YOU SAID IT, SQUIDWARD.

205
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,737
SEE, IT IS ALL
IN THE TECHNIQUE.

206
00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,405
YEAH, TECHNIQUE.

207
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,007
TECHNIQUE? HUH!

208
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,877
SPONGEBOB, YOU DON'T THINK
I CREATED

209
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:14,047
THAT... ( kisses noisily )
BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART

210
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,215
WITH YOUR HELP.

211
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,483
( cackles )

212
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,586
COME ON, IT'S IN MY GENES.

213
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,722
( chanting ):
SQUID'S GOT GENES.

214
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:22,923
SQUID'S GOT GENES...

215
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,759
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

216
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:30,097
( clarinet playing snazzy tune )

217
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,967
( playing in tune )

218
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:38,138
Both:
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD...

219
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,007
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD...

220
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,875
Both:
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD...

221
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,678
I ROCK.

222
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,847
SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD...

223
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:50,984
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD.

224
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:56,757
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD.

225
00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:00,327
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD,
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD.

226
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,730
SQUID, SQUID, SQUIDWARD!
SQUID, SQUID, SQUIDWARD!

227
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,133
SQUID, SQUID, SQUIDWARD!
SQUID, SQUID, SQUIDWARD!

228
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,235
Patrick:
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD

229
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,271
SQUIDWARD, SQUIDWARD...

230
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,806
SQUIDWARD... ( grunts )

231
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,075
( concerned ):
SQUIDWARD!

232
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,944
Both ( concerned ):
SQUIDWARD!

233
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,379
SQUIDWARD! SQUIDWARD!

234
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,482
( plays final notes to melody )

235
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,151
HELLO, MY FRIENDS.

236
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,153
YOU ARE LOOKING AT A...

237
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,422
Both ( shouting ):
SQUIDWARD...

238
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,224
GENIUS.

239
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:35,262
( bubble pops, air sputters,
ocean rumbles )

240
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,099
WOW!
WOW!

241
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:53,781
( clarinet plays squeaky notes )

242
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,363
Narrator ( with French accent ):
AHH... GOO LAGOON--

243
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,900
A STINKY MUD PUDDLE
TO YOU AND ME

244
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,903
BUT TO THE INHABITANTS
OF BIKINI BOTTOM

245
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,271
A WONDERFUL, STINKY MUD PUDDLE.

246
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,973
( sighs )

247
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,009
WHAT A GREAT DAY!

248
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,578
HEY, SANDY, LOOK!

249
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,380
I'M SANDY!

250
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,882
( chuckles )

251
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,386
( in deep voice ):
HEY, SANDY, WHO AM I?

252
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,288
( laughing )

253
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,924
( phone rings )

254
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:38,558
HELLO, SPONGEBOB.

255
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,360
COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?

256
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,095
I'M TRYING TO BE BORING.

257
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,964
( laughing )

258
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,665
SPONGEBOB.

259
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,733
( laughing )

260
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,235
( doorbell rings )

261
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,670
DID ANYONE ORDER 20
PEPPERONI AND SAND PIZZAS?

262
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:55,208
( both laughing )

263
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,443
Deep voice:
HEY, SANDY.

264
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:57,845
HEY, SPONGEBOB.

265
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,912
HEY, LARRY.

266
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,850
YOU GUYS WANT TO GO
LIFT SOME WEIGHTS?

267
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,084
SURE.

268
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,020
WELL, COME ON,
SPONGEBOB.

269
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,989
COMING.

270
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:16,629
( grunting and groaning )

271
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,269
GIVE IT A TRY, SANDY.

272
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,906
( grunts )

273
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,240
( groaning )

274
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,575
EE-YAH!

275
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:31,144
( applause )

276
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,579
WHOA!

277
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,881
GOOD JOB, SANDY.

278
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,515
THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH FOR TODAY.

279
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,717
Larry:
HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE MORE WEIGHT?

280
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,219
OBSERVE.

281
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,425
YAH!

282
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:50,330
( cheering and whooping )

283
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:55,302
ALL RIGHT, STAND BACK, EVERYONE.

284
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,546
Y'ALL WATCH THIS.

285
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,948
EE-YAH!

286
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,682
( cheering )

287
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,251
( creaking )

288
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,452
( crash )

289
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:15,788
( groaning )

290
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,590
WAY TO GO, LARRY!

291
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,293
( crowd cheering )

292
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,531
COULD I BORROW
A COUPLE OF THESE?

293
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,966
MM-HMM.

294
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,505
SpongeBob:
AND NOW, WITH
THE ADDITION

295
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:36,143
OF TWO-- COUNT' EM, TWO--
MARSHMALLOWS.

296
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,045
( cracking )

297
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,413
( whirring )

298
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,249
( squeaking )

299
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,750
( creaks )

300
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,287
( exhales loudly )

301
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:53,326
( straining squeal )

302
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,230
( snoring )

303
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,633
( groaning )

304
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,835
( cowbell clanging )

305
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:06,106
( grunting )

306
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,641
( cloth ripping )

307
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,178
( all gasp )

308
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,779
( gasp )

309
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:21,788
( all laughing )

310
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,297
THAT WAS TOO FUNNY.

311
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,500
YOU ARE HILARIOUS!

312
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,768
AIN'T HE
THE FUNNIEST
LITTLE SPONGE

313
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,437
YOU EVER SAW?

314
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,075
ANYBODY UP FOR SOME VOLLEYBALL?

315
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,547
( crowd cheering )

316
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,916
I GOT IT!

317
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,754
( crowd groans, cowbell clangs )

318
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,326
INCOMING.

319
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,029
( crowd booing )

320
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,463
( pants rip )

321
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,764
OOPS!

322
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,767
I GUESS I RIPPED MY PANTS AGAIN.

323
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,436
( crowd laughing )

324
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,809
ONCE AGAIN, DUDE,
YOU HAVE SPLIT MY SIDES.

325
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,412
( laughing )

326
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,521
HEY, SANDY!

327
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,090
HOW ABOUT THROWING IT TO ME?

328
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,360
OKAY, HERE IT COMES.

329
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,396
( Frisbee whirring )

330
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,797
( cuckoo sings )

331
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,899
I COULD USE A HAND HERE.

332
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,268
( giggles )

333
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,638
YOU OKAY, SPONGEBOB?

334
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,808
I GUESS SO...
EXCEPT I RIPPED MY PANTS!

335
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,678
( all laughing )

336
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,716
YOU STILL
CAUGHT IT, DUDE.

337
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,086
( footsteps squeaking )

338
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,720
MAY I HELP YOU?

339
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,489
I'LL TAKE A BANANA SPLIT.

340
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,823
UH... WE DON'T
HAVE THAT.

341
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:04,924
THAT'S OKAY.

342
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,128
I ALREADY... SPLIT MY PANTS,
GET IT?

343
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,696
( giggling )

344
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,930
( bored ):
TEE-HEE.

345
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,165
ANYTHING ELSE?

346
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,733
HOW ABOUT...

347
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,667
RIPPLE?

348
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,303
( giggling )

349
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,705
NO, THANKS,
ALREADY GOT ONE.

350
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,739
( laughing )

351
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,608
( footsteps sproinging )

352
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,447
IS THAT A BURGER
YOU'RE EATING?

353
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,848
WHY, YES, IT IS.

354
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,218
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
GO GOOD WITH THAT?

355
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,752
NO, WHAT?

356
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,555
RIPPED... PANTS.

357
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,524
( rip )

358
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,659
( yelling )

359
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,595
RIPPED PANTS A LA MODE.

360
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,963
( rip )

361
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,934
SpongeBob:
DELIVERY!

362
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,271
DID YOU ORDER
20 CASES OF RIPPED PANTS?

363
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,839
( laughing )

364
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,774
( groans disgustedly )

365
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,412
Announcer:
SURF'S UP IN THE GOO LAGOON.

366
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:06,419
AND HERE COMES LARRY,
DOING HIS TRADEMARK LAY-BACK.

367
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:12,259
THERE GOES SANDY, HANGING TEN...
FINGERS, THAT IS.

368
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,960
THERE GOES SPONGEBOB...

369
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,162
( rip )

370
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,829
RIPPING HIS PANTS AGAIN.

371
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,667
( rumbling )

372
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,272
HEY, LOOK!

373
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:28,641
A CARDBOARD BOX WASHED UP
ON THE BEACH.

374
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,878
HOLY FISH PASTE!

375
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,314
IT'S A GUY!

376
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:39,852
WHY?!

377
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,721
( sobbing ):
WHY?!

378
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:45,858
( shrieking ):
WHY?!

379
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,927
SPONGEBOB!

380
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,698
COME CLOSER.

381
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,333
I NEED...

382
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,567
I NEED...

383
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,668
( gasping )

384
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,936
WHAT DO YOU NEED?

385
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,209
A TAILOR.

386
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,877
BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS.

387
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,946
( laughing )

388
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,315
( all grumbling )

389
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,617
Spectator:
THAT KIND OF STUFF
IS UNCALLED FOR.

390
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,918
WHAT IS THAT?

391
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,755
THAT WASN'T
FUNNY, SPONGEBOB.

392
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,225
Y'ALL HAD ME
WORRIED SICK.

393
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,862
DUDE.

394
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,732
( rip )

395
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,303
SpongeBob:
SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE LOSING THEM!

396
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,439
THINK! YOUR PUBLIC'S WAITING.

397
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,574
LET'S SEE...

398
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,676
"LIFTING WEIGHTS-- BIG LAUGH.

399
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,611
"FRISBEE IN FACE-- KILLS.

400
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,747
"SURFING-- KNOCKS 'EM DEAD.

401
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,250
"PRETENDING TO DROWN...

402
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,117
NO."

403
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,487
COME ON, THINK!

404
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,788
I GOT IT!

405
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,258
HEY, EVERYBODY.

406
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,826
NOT RIPPED PANTS...

407
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,795
PANTS RIPPED OFF.

408
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,863
HUH?

409
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,398
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.

410
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,867
THERE'S A PANTS THIEF
ON THE LOOSE.

411
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:05,004
( wind howling )

412
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,939
( voices in distance )

413
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,975
( party music playing )

414
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,209
OH, NO!

415
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,945
EVERYBODY'S GONE, EVEN SANDY.

416
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,047
SHE'D RATHER HANG OUT
WITH LARRY.

417
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:15,982
OH, NO.

418
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:19,919
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

419
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,921
WE BLEW IT, PANTS.

420
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,025
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WE"?

421
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:31,030
OH, I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A FOOL
TO GET SANDY'S ATTENTION.

422
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,367
AM I THE BIGGEST LOSER
ON THE BEACH?

423
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,068
NO, I AM.

424
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,738
I FORGOT TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN.

425
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,273
( electronic buzzing )

426
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,008
OUCH.

427
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,510
NO, I AM.

428
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,646
I GOT SAND
IN MY BUNS.

429
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:51,150
( thunderous rumbling )

430
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,654
NO, I'M THE BIGGEST LOSER
ON THE BEACH.

431
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,924
THEY BURIED ME IN THE SAND
AND FORGOT ME.

432
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,660
All:
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

433
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,330
I LOST MY BEST FRIEND.

434
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,565
HOW?

435
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,468
* WHEN I RIPPED...

436
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,536
( rip )

437
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,704
* MY PANTS...

438
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,074
* I THOUGHT THAT I HAD
EVERYBODY ON MY SIDE *

439
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:19,045
* BUT I WENT
AND BLEW IT ALL SKY-HIGH *

440
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:22,782
* AND NOW SHE WON'T EVEN SPARE
A PASSING GLANCE *

441
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,017
* ALL JUST BECAUSE I...

442
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,052
( rip )

443
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,086
* RIPPED MY PANTS.

444
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,121
* WHEN BIG LARRY CAME ROUND

445
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,990
* JUST TO PUT HIM DOWN

446
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:35,061
* SPONGEBOB TURNED
INTO A CLOWN *

447
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,798
* AND NO GIRL
EVER WANTS TO DANCE *

448
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,667
* WITH A FOOL WHO WENT AND...

449
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:41,601
( rip )

450
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:42,802
* RIPPED HIS PANTS.

451
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,004
* I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
MOPE AROUND *

452
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,373
* I SHOULDN'T CURSE

453
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:50,843
* BUT THE PAIN FEELS
SO MUCH WORSE *

454
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:54,246
* 'CAUSE WINDIN' UP WITH NO ONE
IS A LOT LESS FUN *

455
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,449
* THAN A BURN FROM THE SUN

456
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,419
* OR SAND IN YOUR BUNS.

457
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:00,653
( scratching )

458
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:01,554
( thump )

459
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,922
( clicking )

460
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:06,192
* NOW I LEARNED A LESSON
I WON'T SOON FORGET *

461
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:09,996
* SO LISTEN
AND YOU WON'T REGRET *

462
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,964
* BE TRUE TO YOURSELF

463
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,933
* DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE

464
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,035
* AND YOU WON'T END UP

465
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:22,274
* LIKE THE FOOL
WHO RIPPED HIS PANTS. *

466
00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,243
( loud rip )

467
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:34,086
( audience cheering )

468
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,855
Sandy:
SPONGEBOB!

469
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,123
SANDY!

470
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,294
YOUR SONG IS TRUE.

471
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,163
IF Y'ALL WANT
TO BE MY FRIEND

472
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:45,264
JUST BE YOURSELF.

473
00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:48,701
SPONGEBOB, THAT WAS
SO RIGHTEOUS.

474
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,937
WOULD YOU
SIGN MY PANTS?

475
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,172
ABSOLUTELY, BUDDY.

476
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:55,975
( rips )

477
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,710
( somebody whistles )

478
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:03,550
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00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,185
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00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:39,852
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